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Top 10 ways you know you’ve joined the wrong church
. The church has gun racks.
. The church staff consists of senior pastor, associate pastor, ans socio-pastor.
. The bible they use is the DSV (DR Seuss version).
. There’s an ATM in the lobby.
. The choir wears leather robes.
. The worship services are BYOS (bring your own snake).
. There’s no cover, but communion is a 2 drink minimum.
. The pastor regularly attends meetings in Las Vegas and
Atlantic City. Addanac City.
. The ushers ask, “smoking or nonsmoking”.
. The woman’s quartet are all married to the pastor.