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Top 10 ways you know you’ve joined the wrong church

. The church has gun racks.

. The church staff consists of senior pastor, associate pastor, ans socio-pastor.

. The bible they use is the DSV (DR Seuss version).

. There’s an ATM in the lobby.

. The choir wears leather robes.

. The worship services are BYOS (bring your own snake).

. There’s no cover, but communion is a 2 drink minimum.

. The pastor regularly attends meetings in Las Vegas and Atlantic City. Addanac City.

. The ushers ask, “smoking or nonsmoking”.

. The woman’s quartet are all married to the pastor.